Well folks, it appears viewership of this blog has reached an all-time low. Thats pretty sad since as far as I know the all time high was 8 in a week. My last poll, which I fancied an in depth soul-probing question, received a total of 1 vote, which I admit was not unsolicited. Now, it has come to my attention that there were some technical difficulties that prevented that total from being tripled, but according to the greatest mathematical mind I've ever come across, Jaime A. Escalante (How do I reeeach theez keeeeedz!), 3 x 1 = 3, and that's still a small number.
As if the low voter turnout weren't enough, there's the matter of the contest entries. I received a grand total of 0, which I must admit is only slightly lower than the expected number, but still, I offered an incredible prize package which included both a high 5 and a personalized photo of me flashing you a peace sign. If that doesn't spark entries, I don't know what will. On that note I'm officially declaring the contest closed, and naming myself the winner. *Smack!* Man, that was an awesome high 5. Jealous?
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