Readers, I must admit that I am embarrassed. A while ago I promised you all that I would post more frequently, and well, that has proved to be a steaming pile of (insert favorite poop word here). I have lied to you all, and for that I apologize. They say that when you apologize you are supposed to show remorse, do some other crap, and most importantly do something to make amends for your mistake. To that end, as a act of contrition for this ever so embarrassing event, I will now share with you all a number of my most embarrassing moments that I may or may not have admitted to otherwise:
-In sixth grade my pants fell down while performing in a skit in front of the entire grade.
-While taking the admission exam into Oak Hill before third grade, I wouldn't say I pissed myself, but yeah, there was a bit of urine on the crotch of my pants.
-Senior year of high school I fell on my face while trying to jump up onto the corner of the stage in Jurgens hall (about 3 1/2 feet high) and kick-off while "freestyle walking."
-Right after the aforementioned fall, I did it again to prove that I did it on purpose...I didn't...and it hurt more the second time.
-I just got done watching the first season of the new version of Battlestar Galactica, and I liked it.
-In the past year I have given myself 4 seemingly permanent scars, none of which were received in anything approaching a badass fashion.
I'm sure there are many more moments which I've forgotten, so feel free to list your favorite embarrassing moment I've had in your presence or at least told you about. Beyond that, be prepared for more of me making a fool out of myself for years to come.
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Don't forget about seeing "You've Got Mail" in the theater with all dudes!
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