Happy Father's Day!!

Happy Father's Day to all the Dad's out there but especially to the only one (as far as I know) that occasionally reads this blog. Of course I'm talking about my Dad, the person that you all have to thank for my love of puns, my drop dead gorgeous blue eyes, and of course my freakish left-handedness. Dad has taught me many things over the years such as how to use a Windsor knot in a tie (I forgot that one and instead use the retarded 3rd cousin of the Windsor, the half Windsor), that pretending to be a wine connoisseur almost makes you a real one, and that its okay to laugh at unintentionally humorous parts of serious movies...even if no one else in the theater does. He also deserves a great deal of kudos for creating "the plum tree move," the most unstoppable basketball move for slow white men...when playing against other slow white men.

Anyway, here's to Dad's everywhere, especially mine. Keep you nose to the grindstone Dad.